I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
just reminding everyone i have an ask box
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
being interrupted mid sentence
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
this website is gay
has this been done yet
why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.
messing up on the first line of ur favorite song
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything