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Hey I'm Alannah! I suck at writing about myself... here is a list of stuff that makes me happy:

The list could go on forever.
I also have a band blog :)

They grew up before our eyes.

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Rugrats was really twisted.


welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed



australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

Wait. You have less shootings? But it was after you put higher restrictions on guns? I don’t understand. That would never work in America. It makes too much…what’s it called. Too much sense, that’s right.


spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie


sorry my room is such a mess i didn’t have time to clean up

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


school…more like..dumb…follow for more clever jokes


when u beat a game with a sad ending image


“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”




Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :