“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
Save me from the nothing I’ve become.
Call my name and save me from the dark.
(wake me up inside)
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
I just love how John’s like, haha wasn’t that-OOOOH MY GOD.
The faint at the end gets me EVERY TIME. Hahahahahaha.
I’d faint too
We all would
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
Are we so desperate for content we need to make gifsets of the man breathing?
Although… he does have a way of inhaling….
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to