The only thing that scares me is getting through ‘Who Are You Now?’ It’s the last song and I always think about him when I sing it.
I will NEVER stop reblogging this.
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
smack that ass from 8 feet away
finally a store that caters to my needs
i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
When people see me, I’m on the red carpet, perfectly dressed and styled, after two hours of hair and makeup. I’m putting on a show. So when I explain that I have moments when I feel dark or insecure, I understand how it might not really ring true, because there’s this weird double-life thing I have going on.
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
"It’s just a mortality tale, it’s obvious which gift is best, which one you’d choose—"
The three of them spoke at the same time: Hermione said, “the cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.”
They looked at each other, half surprised, half amused.
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot