"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
The Mummy costumes | The Mummy edition
Let’s just call this The Mummy: Hot Actors in Period Costume. Yes/yes?
Every Person With Political Power
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
The only Dad joke that matters.
that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
im sick of the lies